


Roland comes from a large, loving, lower-middle class family. He has a strong moral center, and an enviable sense of self. (He also has a tendency to trip over his own feet.. though Roland's size and self-effacing manner lead few to laugh aloud.)

Roland is often a little slow on the draw. A brilliant mechanical mind, mind you... but too busy to keep up with pop culture and other transient issues. Roland is typically using his free time (what little there is) to tinker with his '74 Mustang.

Roland was always fascinated by the OGB's imperfect and impertinent technology. Who knew he'd soon be responsible for it's upkeep and modernization?
Egon Eduardo Roland
Kylie Garrett Janine Slimer