BLAME CANADA

All four Moms voiced by Mary Kay Bergman!

Sheila:  

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: 

Should we blame the government?

Liane:  

Or blame society?

Dads:  

Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: 

No, blame Canada!

Everyone:  

Blame Canada!

Sheila: 

With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies!

Everyone:  

Blame Canada,
Blame Canada!

Sheila:  

We need to form a full assault!

Everyone: 

It's Canada's fault!

Sharon:  

Don't blame me for my son, Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane:  

And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself!

Sheila:  

Well, blame Canada!

Everyone: 

Blame Canada!

Sheila: 

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!

Everyone:  

Blame Canada,
Blame Canada!

Man:

There not even a real country anyway!

Ms. McCormick: 

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!

Everyone:  

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: 

Heck, no!

Everyone:  

Blame Canada,
Blame Canada!

Sheila:  

With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane: 

And that bitch Anne Murray, too

Everyone:  

Blame Canada
Shame on Canada - for
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!